Corbin Uncensored
These are some of the cute & funny things Corbin has said recently. I think I'll laugh pretty hard when I read these in a few years.
"This is the Last Day of Supper" for his primary talk (instead of "The Last Supper").
At bedtime, when he asked for bread and butter for his snack, he said, "DO you know how to make that?" (He'd only been given that by Jared, never by me.)
At the ballgame---Corbin came running up to me followed by Mason Bornhoft. Corb was yelling, "He's going to tell on me!" I calmly asked , "Why? What's going on?" after Corbin and Mason both tried to talk, Corbin exclaimed, "He's being mean!!" and Mason shot back, "But he was watching me pee!"
At the dinner table on Friday, after he'd asked what the next day was: "I thought you were meanting [meaning] it was Sunday. 'Cause if it was, boy I'd hafta get busy on Father's Day presents!"
After hitting Taylor and being told by her, "you don't hit girls!" he said, "You said not to hit girls so I'll hit boys!" [I saw that one coming. I was shaking my head at her as she said that. Plus, I 've never really liked the phrase, "YOu don't hit girls." Respecting girls is great. But we shouldn't hit anyone--guy or girl.]
"This is the Last Day of Supper" for his primary talk (instead of "The Last Supper").
At bedtime, when he asked for bread and butter for his snack, he said, "DO you know how to make that?" (He'd only been given that by Jared, never by me.)
At the ballgame---Corbin came running up to me followed by Mason Bornhoft. Corb was yelling, "He's going to tell on me!" I calmly asked , "Why? What's going on?" after Corbin and Mason both tried to talk, Corbin exclaimed, "He's being mean!!" and Mason shot back, "But he was watching me pee!"
At the dinner table on Friday, after he'd asked what the next day was: "I thought you were meanting [meaning] it was Sunday. 'Cause if it was, boy I'd hafta get busy on Father's Day presents!"
After hitting Taylor and being told by her, "you don't hit girls!" he said, "You said not to hit girls so I'll hit boys!" [I saw that one coming. I was shaking my head at her as she said that. Plus, I 've never really liked the phrase, "YOu don't hit girls." Respecting girls is great. But we shouldn't hit anyone--guy or girl.]
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